20 unwritten laws of Golf

LAW # 1: no matter how bad Your final blow, the worst is yet to come. This law doesn’t stop on the 18th hole because it has a supernatural tendency to extend to the entire tournament, the season, and ultimately the rest of life.

LAW # 2: your best game of Golf will follow immediately after the worst in Your life. The probability of this is directly proportional to the number of people You have told about your failure.

ACT No. 3: Brand new Golf balls are hydro-magnetic. Although this cannot be proven in the laboratory, it is a well – known fact-the higher the cost of a Golf ball, the more it is drawn to the water.

LAW # 4: a Golf Ball never bounces off a tree back into the game. If such a thing happened, then this tree violates the law of the universe, and it must be immediately cut down. Continue reading →